In a very weird flex that’s making the rounds online, UFC commentator Joe Rogan bragged about being able to perform oral sex on himself. I didn’t quite need that visual image while scrolling through social media, but I guess now you all have to deal with it too.
“I’m very flexible! I spread my legs apart and go head between the legs,” Rogan said. “I could suck my own d–k if I wanted to!
“I’m super flexible. I’ve never done it — but I’ve put it around my face just to know I could do it.”
The New York Post caught the viral moment, also noting how his guests Ari Shaffir, Mark Normand and Shane Gillis were in disbelief after Rogan’s statements.
“What are you doing here then?” one of his guests quipped,
“You still have a d–k in your mouth — you can’t enjoy it!” Rogan replied.
Since this weird revelation involves the insanely popular and controversial podcaster, Twitter of course had a field day with it.
Oh… I never knew what BJJ stood for till now.
— E. Casey Leydon (@ekc) November 12, 2021
Given his head is already up his own ass half the time, is anyone surprised? https://t.co/egFA0OUMkf
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) November 13, 2021
I’m starting to think this dude kind of sucks https://t.co/RYXjYll4Vh
— Goth Teen Union Rep (@Demi_theynd) November 12, 2021
I find this hard to swallow
— jonathan slater (@slater_jona) November 12, 2021
Ivermectin supports strong muscle and bone growth, according to popular American yogi. https://t.co/J7AaEK3jmb
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) November 12, 2021
yeah i’ve heard his show before https://t.co/0njQ3JFxLl
— Bill Hanstuffing (@sundownmotel) November 12, 2021
Now maybe Aaron Rodgers can take a break. https://t.co/E5NiwWloF2
— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) November 12, 2021
Not sure why he’d need to when so many mediocre white men are just waiting to blow him. https://t.co/46irSXZOEQ
— Kendall Brown (@kendallybrown) November 12, 2021
This is exactly why libs hate him so much. They can’t stand it when a person becomes this self-reliant. https://t.co/sWK2atDEWq
— Berny Belvedere (@bernybelvedere) November 12, 2021
Now that’s what I call the Joe Rogan Experience https://t.co/XiD31kHws3
— theCHIVE (@theCHIVE) November 12, 2021
Wow. I guess when we say he can go fuck himself, he’s not that far off https://t.co/DMW59FpFJT
— Jason Cruz (@dilletaunt) November 12, 2021
And you can listen to him do it for four straight hours every week https://t.co/9eOlPG8Avp
— Frank Lesser (@sadmonsters) November 12, 2021
“I’ve done my own research” https://t.co/NHQFe2MRbu
— That Bluvband Sound (@Bluvband) November 12, 2021
But why strain when most comics, Spotify and Ben Shapiro are already in line https://t.co/lm5YkrYMVr
— francesca fiorentini (@franifio) November 12, 2021
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