MMA SQUARED: Georges St. Pierre wants to box, why does Dana White have him on a short leash?

Do you know how messed up my search history is now? Chris Rini When two people love money very much, they sometimes sign a…

By: Chris Rini | 2 years ago
MMA SQUARED: Georges St. Pierre wants to box, why does Dana White have him on a short leash?
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Do you know how messed up my search history is now?
Chris Rini

When two people love money very much, they sometimes sign a contract which lays out the rules under which they can negotiate the terms of play. For the sake of this contract one person will be called the Dominant and the other Georges. Under the terms of this contract, Georges will not play with anyone other than the Dominant. This will hold until all the other Georges get together to unionize, because the way the contract is worded it’s just a matter of time before you either wear the leash or find yourself playing with some stranger in a bare knuckle boxing match.

Take care of yourself and I’ll talk to you Monday.

Chris

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Chris Rini
Chris Rini

Chris Rini is an artist and BloodyElbow’s editorial cartoonist. He has been an artist since 1996 and publishes an annual book called The Fine Art of Violence. Chris has worked in Mixed Martial arts since 2013 and in his spare time makes terrariums, plays keyboards, and trains BJJ.

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