Flat Earth MMA – If I Did It

Join your host Alexei Auld, author of “7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators”, and his guests, the illustrious Kid…

By: Alexei Auld | 5 years ago
Flat Earth MMA – If I Did It
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Join your host Alexei Auld, author of “7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators”, and his guests, the illustrious Kid Nate Wilcox, of Bloody Elbow and creator of The Let It Roll Podcast, and of course rounding out the team we have the infamous Eugene S. Robinson, from ozy.com, the OZY CONFIDENTIAL PODCAST and author of “Fight, Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass-Kicking but Were Afraid You Would Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking”; Collectively, your MMA Puncholes.

This week The Puncholes feature…

You’re the Earth. How can you convince Kron Gracie to accept your roundness, live and in public, if you will? – 1:01 video, 1:10 audio

You’re the OOF-SEE. Why didn’t you give GSP his retirement fight with the Lightweight Bull of the Woods Khabib Nurmagomedov? – 11:40 video, 11:49 audio

You’re Tony Ferguson. Explain the PR behind rejecting the interim title fight and title MONEY at UFC 236. – 17:30 video, 17:40 audio

REGULAR FEATURE: HEEL TURN – 22:55 video, 22:58 audio
REGULAR FEATURE: LOST BATTALION – 28:21 video, 28:29 audio

“We’ll be back next week with another installment of If I Did It and we don’t know what we’ll be talking about yet, because the PR mistakes have yet to be made.”

*timestamps reflect times on both the VIDEO & AUDIO podcasts.

Welcome to another episode of IF THE SHOES FIT; a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken…the chagrined…the kerfuffed! This week: Zion Williamson Nike Malfunction, Sanders Set Up. Join along while Alexei, Eugene and Nate discuss PR issues in the non-MMA world!

Let’s get to stepping!

Step into the shoes of Nike. Zion Williamson, the projected first pick in the NBA Draft, sufferered a game-ending injury when your shoe blew up, live and in public, if you will. How do you repair your brand damage? – 0:52 video, 33:53 audio

Step into the shoes of CNN. Your Bernie Sanders town hall was stacked with with lobbyists and political insiders posing as average Americans to sabotage Sanders.. Do you need better screening or is this part of your plan to lessen the Bern? – 6:49 video, 39:38 audio

Step into the shoes of Diane Feinstein. A clip of your dressing down children who asked you to support the Green New Deal went viral. You repeatedly boasted of recently winning your election, but do you need to worry about your legacy? – 11:09 video, 44:30 audio

REGULAR FEATURE: HEEL TURN – 16:38 video, 49:50 audio
REGULAR FEATURE: #MISTYAF – 19:44 video, 52:45 audio

“Until next week, no matter how tight, loose, or uncomfortable, remember these words: on this show, the shoes always fit, so we can never acquit.”

*timestamps reflect times on both the VIDEO & AUDIO podcasts.

THANKS FOR JOINING US. FOLLOW US on Twitter: Eugene-@EugeneSRobinson, Alexei-@AlexeiAuld, Nate-@KidNate, and visit the Puncholes Facebook page as well, for all the latest shows involving your favorite hosts.

You can watch If I Did It and If the Shoes Fit at their own YouTube home LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL! PLEASE SUBSCRIBE, GIVE US A THUMBS UP and leave comments at If The Shoes Fit on YouTube, or listen to our audio broadcasts on Bloody Elbow Presents SoundCloud, iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play, blubrry, TuneIn, OverCast, or Player FM – whichever one happens to be your listening platform of choice. While you’re there, don’t forget to subscribe to Bloody Elbow Presents; that way you’ll always be the first to get all of BE’s daily MMA offerings. For previous episodes of the show, check out our playlists on all of our BE Presents channels.

Visit us here on Bloody Elbow, buy “7 Secret Sources of Inspiration”, buy OXBOW’S THIN BLACK DUKE and Bunuel’s Easy Way Out wherever fine music is sold, and listen to the LET IT ROLL PODCAST, and check out our If the Shoes Fit Patreon page.

*intro/outro music on the SoundCloud production of If I Did It/If the Shoes Fit was provided by OxBow, starring Eugene S. Robinson.

The MMA Puncholes: Nate Wilcox, Alexei Auld, Eugene Robinson, John Nash, Stephie Haynes
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Alexei Auld
Alexei Auld

Nobody knows how or why Alexei Auld, a lawyer and bestselling author with zero experience in combat sports or journalism, ended up contributing to Bloody Elbow as the creator and chief kerfuffle wrangler of IF I DID IT. But he did. And somehow convinced Nate Wilcox, Eugene S. Robinson, and John Nash that it was a good idea. So much so, they joined him when he created IF THE SHOES FIT which doesn’t even handle MMA. Again, we don’t know why. But like Nate, Eugene, and John, we just can’t quit him or his shows. So here we are.

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