#UFC Trading Mighty Mouse for Funky Ben Askren, ATT Logo on #MAGABomber Van – IF I DID IT

Welcome to IF I DID IT, where we analyze and solve PR kerfuffles from the MMA world (insert hand gesture) not beyond. Join your…

By: Alexei Auld | 5 years ago
#UFC Trading Mighty Mouse for Funky Ben Askren, ATT Logo on #MAGABomber Van – IF I DID IT
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Welcome to IF I DID IT, where we analyze and solve PR kerfuffles from the MMA world (insert hand gesture) not beyond.

Join your host Alexei Auld, author of “7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators”, and his guests,John S. Nash of Bloody Elbow, the man who knows everything there is to know about the history of MMA, and Eugene S. Robinson, from ozy.com and author of “Fight: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass-Kicking but Were Afraid You’d Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking”, Collectively, MMA Puncholes.

This week The Puncholes feature…

You’re the UFC. Walk us through your PR considerations for trading Demetrious Johnson for Funky Ben Askren, live and in public, if you will. – 0:32 video. 1:00 audio

You’re American Top Team. Do you need to make any PR moves after your logo was on the MAGABomber’s van? – 6:18 video, 6:48 audio

You’re Project Spearhead. Without any vocal members signed to the UFC and Kajan Johnson’s admission of fear and disinterest, is it time to stick a fork in your project or change the menu? – 13:21 video, 13:48 audio

REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOM – 19:27 video, 19:55 audio
REGULAR FEATURE: LOST BATTALION – 21:57 video, 22:26 audio
*timestamps reflect times on both the VIDEO and AUDIO podcasts.

“We’ll be back next week with another installment of If I Did It; and we don’t know what we’ll be talking about yet because the PR mistakes have yet to be made.”


Welcome to another episode of If The Shoes Fit; a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken…the chagrined…the kerfuffed! This week: Bolsonaro Blues and Megyn Kelly Capers. Join along while Alexei, Eugene and Nate discuss PR issues in the non-MMA world!

Now let’s get to stepping!

Step into the shoes of Megyn Kelly. Given your inability to produce results outside of a right-wing media environment, live and in public, if you will, what PR steps should you take to preserve whatever remains from your fifteen minutes of fame? – 0:37 video, 28:04 audio

Step into the shoes of the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation. Instead of focusing on fascist fears of Brazilian President Bolsonaro’s regime, you offered an investment guide for future financial schemes. Address the sneering….against your profiteering. – 9:57 video, 37:22 audio

Step into the shoes of Hazelton Penitentiary. James “Whitey” Bulger was found dead from unknown causes in your facility just one day after his arrival. Until the investigation is complete, do you have any comment? – 17:39 video, 45:04 audio

REGULAR FEATURE: LEGION OF DOOM – 22:54 video, 50:21 audio
REGULAR FEATURE: #MISTYAF – 25:15 video, 52:42 audio

*timestamps reflect times on both the VIDEO and AUDIO podcasts.

“Until next week, no matter how tight, loose, or uncomfortable, remember these words: on this show, the shoes always fit, so we can never acquit.”

THANKS FOR JOINING US. FOLLOW US on Twitter: @alexeiauld, @eugeneSrobinson, @KidNate, @MMAPuncholes and visit the Puncholes Facebook page as well.

You can watch If I Did It and If the Shoes Fit at their new YouTube home LIVE AND IN PUBLIC, IF YOU WILL! PLEASE SUBSCRIBE, GIVE US A THUMBS UP and leave comments on YouTube, subscribe to If The Shoes Fit on YouTube, iTunes and SoundCloud, visit us here on Bloody Elbow, buy 7 Secret Sources of Inspiration, buy OXBOW’S THIN BLACK DUKE and Bunuel’s Easy Way Out wherever fine music is sold, and listen to the LET IT ROLL PODCAST.

*intro/outro music on the SoundCloud production of the If I Did It/If the Shoes Fit Combo show was provided by: OxBow, starring Eugene S. Robinson

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Alexei Auld
Alexei Auld

Nobody knows how or why Alexei Auld, a lawyer and bestselling author with zero experience in combat sports or journalism, ended up contributing to Bloody Elbow as the creator and chief kerfuffle wrangler of IF I DID IT. But he did. And somehow convinced Nate Wilcox, Eugene S. Robinson, and John Nash that it was a good idea. So much so, they joined him when he created IF THE SHOES FIT which doesn’t even handle MMA. Again, we don’t know why. But like Nate, Eugene, and John, we just can’t quit him or his shows. So here we are.

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