How’s Taste My Tweet Tweet? Jon Jones and Daniel Cormier respond to Bader, Jedi Pokemons

A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse -- There's a ton of tweets below, but first, don't…

By: Anton Tabuena | 8 years ago
How’s Taste My Tweet Tweet? Jon Jones and Daniel Cormier respond to Bader, Jedi Pokemons
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A few updates on what’s been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse

There’s a ton of tweets below, but first, don’t forget to follow me on twitter and instagram@antontabuena

Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter AccountKid NateChris BartonD.E.OScott BroussardMatt BishopFraser CoffeenDallas Winston, Ben ThapaT.P. GrantSteph DanielsZane Simon, Mookie Alexander, Karim ZidanMike RiordanDavid St. MartinDavid CastilloConnor RuebuschTim Burke.

RANDOM TWIDBITS

“Do I listen to pop music because i’m miserable? Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?”  -CM Punk

“Just got a ring on my door bell at 6:50 am.. Ended up being the Nevada state athletic commission. Now..I have 2 kids and a pregnant wife so usually I would be pissed someone showing up like that but this is worth the inconvenience. They took blood and urine. First time being tested like that since I got in the sport. Really excited that they are starting to test fighters like this. Hope this really cleans up the sport!! ‪#‎cleanathlete‬”  -Chris Weidman

Staying with my parents for 3 weeks until my newly purchased home is ready. Wait does this mean I have a curfew… Lol”  -Derek Brunson

“Found some urns in my garage. Y’all want this shit?”  -CM Punk

“I want to get to Just Beiber level so that I tweet “Hi” and it gets 100k RT’s”  -Stipe Miocic

“MMA is talentless according to @FloydMayweather boxing you wouldn’t hurt or finish me, MMA I will make u cry. I’ll settle for $5 mil @ufc”  -Eddie Wineland, good luck getting that fight.

“How come I get weirdos offering to lick my feet and buy my “used” underpants but no one volunteers to come clean my bathroom???”  -Peggy Morgan

“Life hack: don’t accidentally put Sriracha in your eye”  -Julie Kedzie, good tip.

“Ya that was my daughter shattering a bunch of glass at Crate & Barrel. #what”  -Jon Anik

MEANWHILE

“This is for the people that  wants me to “talk junk” in promoting, you can do it YOURSELF I will get my TITLE , I’ll never change who I am.”  -Raphael Assuncao

TRAFFIC JAMS.. GET IT?

“I’m a pretty nice guy, unless I’m in traffic, then I fucking hate everything”  -Russell Doane, try moving to the Philippines, Jakarta, or India. You will appreciate your ‘heavy’ traffic.

“Caught a guy filming me singing while driving. I fully expect to be tagged in a video on some social network.”  -Russell Doane, found a solution to his traffic woes.

JONES & CORMIER REACT TO BADER

“Ok so I guess old @ryanbader has lost his damn mind. Ryan u aren’t gonna do anything to me. I’m beating that ass!”  -Daniel Cormier

“Ryan I would spank that even faster next time ”  -Jon Jones

TUF BEEF

OH SH*T N-WORD?

Soo @jonnybones brought his Serval Savanna cat in!! Pretty bad ass cat! #Savanna

A video posted by Donald Cerrone (@cowboycerrone) on

MITCH VS AVOCADOS

“If you plant the pit from an avocado it will become a guacamole tree”  -Mitch Clarke

“Avocados taste best after brushing your teeth”  -Mitch Clarke

“Avocados are nature’s mayonnaise”  -Mitch Clarke

RING GIRLS

@nandoesparza @fordmodels

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New feature in @ironmanmagazine out now! #kickboxing #fitness #iworkout #fitgirls

A photo posted by AriannyCeleste UFC® (@ariannyceleste) on

#SundayBumday @arsenicmagazine @gregoriophotography ✌️

A photo posted by Brittney Palmer (@brittneypalmer) on

New pictures in this month’s issue of #Famous . ✌️ -JC #China #Magazine @modelonehk @ouyangyiqi

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Anton Tabuena
Anton Tabuena

Anton Tabuena is the Managing Editor for Bloody Elbow. He’s been covering MMA and combat sports since 2009, and has also fought in MMA, Muay Thai and kickboxing.

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