A few updates on what’s been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse
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There’s a ton of tweets below, but first, don’t forget to follow me on twitter and instagram: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Kid Nate, Chris Barton, D.E.O, Scott Broussard, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, Ben Thapa, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels, Zane Simon, Mookie Alexander, Karim Zidan, Mike Riordan, David St. Martin, David Castillo, Connor Ruebusch, Tim Burke.
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RANDOM TWIDBITS
“Do I listen to pop music because i’m miserable? Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?” -CM Punk
“Just got a ring on my door bell at 6:50 am.. Ended up being the Nevada state athletic commission. Now..I have 2 kids and a pregnant wife so usually I would be pissed someone showing up like that but this is worth the inconvenience. They took blood and urine. First time being tested like that since I got in the sport. Really excited that they are starting to test fighters like this. Hope this really cleans up the sport!! #cleanathlete” -Chris Weidman
“Staying with my parents for 3 weeks until my newly purchased home is ready. Wait does this mean I have a curfew… Lol” -Derek Brunson
“Found some urns in my garage. Y’all want this shit?” -CM Punk
“I want to get to Just Beiber level so that I tweet “Hi” and it gets 100k RT’s” -Stipe Miocic
“MMA is talentless according to @FloydMayweather boxing you wouldn’t hurt or finish me, MMA I will make u cry. I’ll settle for $5 mil @ufc” -Eddie Wineland, good luck getting that fight.
“How come I get weirdos offering to lick my feet and buy my “used” underpants but no one volunteers to come clean my bathroom???” -Peggy Morgan
“Life hack: don’t accidentally put Sriracha in your eye” -Julie Kedzie, good tip.
“Ya that was my daughter shattering a bunch of glass at Crate & Barrel. #what” -Jon Anik
How I felt after sparring today pic.twitter.com/8K7ghKFkGB
— David Michaud (@bulldawgUFC) March 28, 2015
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MEANWHILE
“This is for the people that wants me to “talk junk” in promoting, you can do it YOURSELF I will get my TITLE , I’ll never change who I am.” -Raphael Assuncao
This week’s profit. pic.twitter.com/QhP2UgIYqk
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) March 27, 2015
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TRAFFIC JAMS.. GET IT?
“I’m a pretty nice guy, unless I’m in traffic, then I fucking hate everything” -Russell Doane, try moving to the Philippines, Jakarta, or India. You will appreciate your ‘heavy’ traffic.
“Caught a guy filming me singing while driving. I fully expect to be tagged in a video on some social network.” -Russell Doane, found a solution to his traffic woes.
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JONES & CORMIER REACT TO BADER
“Ok so I guess old @ryanbader has lost his damn mind. Ryan u aren’t gonna do anything to me. I’m beating that ass!” -Daniel Cormier
“Ryan I would spank that even faster next time ” -Jon Jones
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TUF BEEF
Well…I’m not sure what to do with myself anymore I thought we were best roomies for l… https://t.co/xp4uEJgrYT pic.twitter.com/2p8mVbsFoz
— Justine Kish (@JustineKish1) April 1, 2015
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OH SH*T N-WORD?
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MITCH VS AVOCADOS
“If you plant the pit from an avocado it will become a guacamole tree” -Mitch Clarke
“Avocados taste best after brushing your teeth” -Mitch Clarke
“Avocados are nature’s mayonnaise” -Mitch Clarke
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RING GIRLS
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