Hulk Hogan’s nephew, “King” David Hogan (real name David Bollea), is an MMA fighter with a professional record of 3-2. After starting his career 3-0 between 2008 and 2010, he dropped his last two bouts by stoppage and has no fights since September of 2012.
But that isn’t stopping him from using his super sweet MMA career and status as extended family to a famous person to launch a new dating reality show wherein bisexual and lesbian women compete for Hogan’s love…as well as the love of Hogan’s girlfriend.
I took the trouble to transcribe the entire video for you because I love you that much:
“Hi, I’m King David Hogan. I’m a professional mixed martial arts fighter and I’m Hulk Hogan’s nephew. And when you fight MMA and your whole family is famous, you see a lot of crazy things.
I’ve been around the entire world, I’ve fought on national TV and I’ve dated some of the hottest women alive.
But what happens when every girl you meet is hot? I need more than a pretty face. I need something that’s real. So I’ve got 16 of hottest girls on the planet and they wanna fight for my love.
But there’s a catch. There’s always a catch.
See, I’ve already got a girlfriend, she’s bisexual, and she likes girls. So, ladies? If you wanna get with me, you’ve gotta get with her. So stay tuned and get ready for the ride of your life.
Cause this is, My Girlfriend Wants a Girlfriend, starring ME, King David Hogan.”