A few updates on what’s been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse
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There’s a ton of tweets below, but first, don’t forget to follow me on twitter and instagram: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, D.E.O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels, Zane Simon, Mookie Alexander, Zombie Prophet, Chris Hall, Mike Riordan, David St. Martin, David Castillo, Connor Ruebusch.
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RANDOM TWIDBITS
“I’m ok nothig broken.Carryinkid down the stairs this morning.Slipped landed on my back& didn’t let him go.Just scared him Itook the impact.” -Tito Ortiz, no cracked skulls? Cool.
“Last night we were eating burritos after the bar. This drunk guy was being an idiot. We told him to chill. His girlfriend tried be tough… She spit on my friend & his food. Since we obviously couldn’t hit her my friend smashed the dudes face with a child booster seat and we left” -Andre Fili, poor drunk dude.
“Ok, didnt get to kick or knee tonight, but got a hell of a workout boxing and holding pads! Baby steps to Wreckage!! I miss coaching.” -Cat Zingano
“I sent 4 tweets and got put in twitter jail already. WTF? CANT HOLD ME DOWN THOUGH TWITTER.” –Stipe Miocic
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MIESHA TATE VS. GAS STATION ATTENDANT
“Ok I have to vent (That’s what ******** is for right?) So I’m standing in line at the gas station to buy a spicy pickle and put the rest in the gas tank, when a fan of mine pops up and is like “oh my gosh Miesha how are you, great fight!!” I go on to thank him and its my turn at the register finally so I say clear as day to the lady, take to cost of the pickle out of the $60 and put the rest on pump 4 please” she looks at me annoyed brakes the money as th fan continues to ask if I will give him an autograph I smile politely and oblige. The lady goes on to help the next costume and I ask can I have my receipt please (which she should have given me in the first place but I didn’t have the chance to ask between her rush I and being cordial with my fan) so she frustratingly prints a receipt after letting me know how much check trouble that is for her. I say thanks and go to pump my gas where it is hailing outside and there’s no gas money on my pump… sooo I grab my receipt she gave me and its a receipt for cough drops… Im not amused so I walk back in through the hail again and flag her down to tell her this is the wrong receipt and she also did not put the gas money I gave her on pump #4. Should goes on to lecture me saying that I should wait to engage in conversation until after my transaction is complete. LOL!!! I said “where is your managers number I want to speak to him, you are very rude I am the customer I can do whatever I want and Im sorry that I am nice to my fans” Then she scoffed at me, gave me the run around for the phone number then finally gave me the store number where she is the only one working tonight, so I figured we could all give ******** a call an let her know how much we appreciate great customer service! ***-***-****” -Miesha Tate
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NICE PENCIL
Signed 4 fight deal. Can’t wait to show the world! Thanks @ufc I won’t let you down @EllenbergerMMA @AdamEllenberger pic.twitter.com/nuoj8jFoBm
— Joe Ellenberger (@JoeEllenberger) January 6, 2014
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KAWAJIRI VS. SWANSON
“Thank you many answers!!! Answer with @CubSwanson it is often. I want to be a “joker” in the @UFC featherweight.” -Tatsuya Kawajiri
“@CRUSHER_MMA @ufc Why do you want to be the “Joker”?” -Cub Swanson
“Let’s fight in the Octagon of the UFC! !RT @CubSwanson: @CRUSHER_MMA @ufc Yeah come down to my gym Mr Joker” -Tatsuya Kawajiri
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TWICTURES
Try to relate to their fate!! @peta @clairefryer5 ps we crammed a lot of bodies in this phone booth & it sucked!!! pic.twitter.com/ZBXdehVcjc
— Bec Rowdy Hyatt (@RowdyBec) January 5, 2014
My Kid says “there is no law that says I have to eat vegetables”, I say “triangle-armbar-wristlock says so though” pic.twitter.com/7f4pjHWRGx
— Alpha Cat Zingano (@CatZingano) January 3, 2014
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UFC: SINGAPORE
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