A few updates on what’s been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse
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There’s a ton of tweets below, but first, don’t forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels, Zane Simon, Mookie Alexander, Zombie Prophet, Chris Hall, Mike Riordan, David St. Martin, David Castillo, Connor Ruebusch.
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RANDOM TWIDBITS
“Putting my life on the line. @Rampage4real for you.Kill.kill.die.die! In the most #positive way. @bellatormma @viacom @espn @sportcenter @punishment99 http://www.klip.com/#view=HgJIE3&m=ot” -Tito Ortiz
“So far everyone’s tweeter costume ideas for me have been 1- Ronda Rousey 2- the Count/edmond 3 -Dana White 4 -Ronda R’s mole” -Miesha Tate
“U talk shit about me talkin shit? Ooh shit! We all talkin’ shit about shit?! See you do the same things too-we’re not that different me&u :*” –Ronda Rousey
“Came home the other day & there was a possum eating the food I leave out for stray cats. Left it out cause possums gotta eat too.” –Jason High
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THOU SHALL NOT ADMIT TO GETTING HOOKED ON CANDY CRUSH
“Awe that’s cute just heard that @thugjitsumaster and @ColtonSmithMMA have a beautiful candy crush bromance #nighttimeconfession” –Isaac Vallie-Flagg
“NO!!! He tried to force it upon me.. I WILL NOT give in.. #CandyCrushAddictYves” –Colton Smith
“Come on Colton. It would be so sweet of you to send me tickets & extra lives.” –Yves Edwards
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YOUR WEEKLY DOSE OF KENNEDY
“Army Ranger, Green Beret, Special Forces Sniper, Hunter/Survivalist, UFC Fighter, Gun Hoarder=The guy you want with you amid #TheWalkingDead” -Tim Kennedy
“I’m pretty sure Piers Morgans looks underneath his bed every night for me. #HisWorstNightmare” -Tim Kennedy
I’m excited for Anchorman 2. Here is a little sneak peek of Ron Burgandy’s back story. #StupidVideoDay6 http://t.co/kINnYsQdOR
— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) October 14, 2013
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CONOR MCGREGOR VS. TATE VS. ROUSEY
“@soundmangaz: @TheNotoriousMMA one night before the world ends…Ronda or Miesha?” One riidin dick, one lickin ma toessssss” -Conor McGregor
“I would like to personally apologize to both Ronda Rousey and Miesha Tate. This morning I quoted a song on Twitter in an attempt to make a joke, which I now I see was totally unacceptable and offensive. I have infinite respect for Miesha and Ronda as individuals and as athletes. I have always been a big fan of women’s MMA and the incredible talented athletes that compete in the sport. I regret making this offensive comment and I sincerely apologize to anyone whom I offended, but especially Ronda and Miesha.” –Conor McGregor
“@TheNotoriousMMA its all good, appreciate the apology but I knew you were just joking!” -Miesha Tate
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PALHARES APOLOGIZES
“I never meant to hurt anyone, as a jiu-jitsu fighter I always seek for the submission, but I would never be evil to any athlete… I always respect the @UFC decisions, but most of most I respect a lot Mike Pierce, so again I never meant to hurt him, just finish the fight” -Rousimar Palhares
“It’s hard to see people trying to create an image that I’m a mean, monstrous person who hurt people, NOT true at ALL” -Rousimar Palhares
@MikePierce170 I hope you are okay, man. I respect you and your family. I’m praying for you to be well, sincerely. pic.twitter.com/7dbF5uBs0s
— Rousimar Palhares (@ToquinhoMMA) October 15, 2013
Don’t judge a book by its cover. What really happen in the @UFC Fight Night 29 http://t.co/xsPDWqlRNg
— Rousimar Palhares (@ToquinhoMMA) October 12, 2013
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ALAN BELCHER WANTS PALHARES IN METAMORIS
“I’d love to rematch toquino in @MetamorisPro and teach him a lesson. @RalekGracie @RenerGracie rt to make it happen” -Alan Belcher
“@alanbelcherufc that could work. @RalekGracie will reach out to you soon… Thanks!” -Metamoris
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NICK DIAZ VS. MICHAEL BISPING?
“Todays a good day. Doctor says I will 100% fight again , soon ish. Cleared me for light exercise and its not boiling hot for once #happyman” -Michael Bisping
“well if Diaz wants a fight at 185 I would happily welcome him to the division.” -Michael Bisping
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TWICTURES
Yo geezer @TomKongWatson remember when I dresses up in a banana outfit to corner you! Good times pic.twitter.com/0Blvg9XrWl
— Cowboy Cerrone (@Cowboycerrone) October 10, 2013
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SONNEN’S SONNETS
Nice shirt @wandfc. Someday you’ll move up to shirts with buttons. pic.twitter.com/zWMmFdFHSh
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) October 13, 2013
Chael thinks
Anderson sinks
Wandy stinks
Mayhem’s inna clink
Tito’s onna brink
There’s dishes inna sink
and WANDERLEI STINKS
My wife’s wrapped in Minks
I’m agile as a Lynx
I iron out the kinks
and everybody thinks
Wanderlei stinks
Yer nuts start to shrink
When you gotta sign in ink
to fight Chael, so I think
That Wanderlei STINKS
Red is the rose
And Tebow throws
but everyone knows
That WANDERLEI BLOWS
Dark is the night
And mean dogs bite
And wind moves kites
But WANDY WON’T FIGHT
I hit like a truck
I got the ladies and the bucks
My middle name is bad luck
And Wanderlei sucks
Trains arrive late
And haters gonna hate
When he’s gone inside the gate
Wanderlei’s record… 3 & 8
I can write a million rhymes
I got a lot of time
The reason you didn’t sign
I woulda made you three and NINE
Sandra Bullock’s scared in space
You could hear her heart race
Fear’s not hard to trace
LOOK IN WANDY’S FACE
I got instinct
You’ll miss the fight if you blink
My bones are made of zinc
My blood is made of ink
And everybody thinks
Wanderlei stinks
The fifth dwarf was Sneezy
And Velveeta’s kinda cheesy
And Fiji’s kinda breezy
Beatin’ Wanderlei’s EASY
Ringo played the drums
And bread leaves crumbs
Heartburn? Take TUMS
WANDERLEI’S A BUM
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