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60-Minute Chaos: Dallas and Eugene preview UFC 159 – Jones vs. Sonnen (sorta)

Prepare yourself — the typical MMA Tete-A-Tete: Coarsening the Discourse video series has undergone a vile and unsavory transformation. The sole semblance of order and organization on the show, Kid Nate, is officially on hiatus whilst acclimating his newborn child to the world, leaving tangent-fueled provocateurs Dallas Winston and Knuckle Up’s Eugene S. Robinson to man the controls of this fire-breathing machine.

The dashing but disheveled duo present 60-Minute Chaos, a confusing perplexity of scatter-brained banter that’s vaguely centered on mixed martial arts. The proposed topic for today is previewing the main pay-per-view lineup for the UFC 159: Jones vs. Sonnen event this Saturday, though (shocker!) the task is accomplished in a rather roundabout and meandering way. More pivotal topics that cloud the meat and potatoes are Sean Connery’s preparation for playing James Bond, how Chael Sonnen is the proxy-something between Anderson Silva and Jon Jones, soup, dogs and the Diaz brothers.

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