A few updates on what’s been going on in the MMA & UFC Twitterverse
RANDOM TWIDBITS
“Just FYI – if you’re allergic to shell fish you’re also allergic to roaches. We found that out the hard way on Fear Factor” –Joe Rogan, with the most helpful of trivia.
“HAHAHHAHAA I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD. I didn’t know faber was serious. Jesus, all those failed title fights must ofmessed his brain up.” -Michael Bisping, responding to Urijah Faber saying he’d perform well against Bisping.
“Thank you for all of your support and I apologize to my friends, family and fans that had to see me lose that way. I just got out of the dr. And they said I tore my hamstring, ill be out for 2-4 months. Luckily no surgery. Thank you again for your support. Ill be back stronger!” -Travis Browne
“I’m sitting in traffic haven’t moved at all for 2hrs & I’d be willing to stab someone in the eye for a vanilla cupcake right now!” –Miesha Tate
“Here’s a #TRUTH, putting glasses on a hot chick does not a NERD make. NONE of you are NERDS! Signed – a real nerd.” –Josh Barnett
“Today is my 40th birthday 🙂 I officially have old man’s strength now and am unstoppable!” –Anthony Perosh
“In highschool I talked to the sportscenter anchors like they were actually in the room. It worried my mother. But c mom I turned out ok” –Forrest Griffin
There’s a ton of tweets below, but first, don’t forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Ben Thapa, Josh Nason, T.P. Grant, Steph Daniels.
LUCKY PATRICK, AND THE POST-MMA HOUR TWEETS
“Riding the train from DorchestA to the rotten ass Apple… Suck a dike @arielhelwani #Patrick tells the truth, and you can’t handle it bitch” -Jason Miller, in his character ‘Lucky Patrick”.
“New yark ain’t that bad @markcuban kicked me off his show today too. I’m 86d from more places than I can go #Patrick… I’m 86d from White Castle, the spearimint hippo, and all the @starbucks. Can’t watch #BOOM in an Edwards, waiting for it at dolla movies” -Jason Miller
“I don’t Evan look at what your replying with, because the only opinion that mattas is Mine. Patrick. Watch me smash Kevin Jim 10/12 #boom” -Jason Miller
“I can’t believe @arielhelwani made me look like such an idiot-and The Week that my movie “Here Comes the Boom” premieres. Kevin is pissed” -Jason Miller
SHANE ROLLER RETIRES, JOHNSON RELEASED
“Looks like I’m hanging up the gloves for good. It was fun, but time to move on. Sux that it ended like that. Now startn the next chapter!!” -Shane Roller
“And the hits keep on coming… No longer a UFC fighter… Thanks for the love from the fans. Its a small detour. Not the end of the road. I got brains in my head&feet in my shoes.” -DaMarques Johnson
JENS PULVER GOT HIS NUTS KICKED IN AT ONE FC 6
“I 2nd that! “@mikelovestacosx: Quit kicking @jens_pulver in the dick!”” -Jens Pulver
“Sooooo good to be limping back on u.s.soil! Where’s the nearest ice machine?” -Jens Pulver
“Fighter secret: This is how you recoup after putting it all on the line. #noLie lol” -Jens Pulver
“This is flipping hilarious. “@William_Lawless: @Jens_Pulver thought youd get a laugh from this!” -Jens Pulver
Speaking of Pulver, have you seen our photo gallery?
DON’T BOO, OR PAT BARRY WILL GET YOU
“HEADS UP IF U DIDNT KNOW:U PEOPLE THAT BOOO AT FIGHTS, WE CALL U “ROACHES”CAUSE U OUTNUMBER US, ARE SMALL AND WEAK, AND WON’T GO AWAY!!!” -Pat Barry
“SO THE GUY CALLING FIGHTERS PUSSIES PUT HIS HAT ON LOW AND SAT DOWN AND DIDNT RESPOND WHEN I ASKED HIM TO SAY IT AGAIN” –
TWICTURES
“Fun fact – @JohnDodsonMMA and MN Viking Jared Allen are different heights” –UFC
“I want the cyborg fight so if 135 won’t work let’s get @rondarousey to 145 :)” –Dana White
“200lbs and @bjpenndotcom thinks i care if hes in shape for the fight or not #newgenerationmindset” -Rory MacDonald
“Art is everything.” –Brittney Palmer, wow, she is getting better.
KICKFLIP
“Just posted a photo” –Chris Leben
BONUS PHOTOS!
“Rad music thanks to a rad dj @faveladydj ! With @giannapuppo and @ShannonIhrke“ -Natasha Wicks
“Thunder buddies for life! #roomservice #Ted #relax” –Arianny Celeste, hmm.
“All black everything…@maximmag shoot today!” –Arianny Celeste
“Ill Take u to the candy shop…@maximmag dec 2012 cover issue” –Arianny Celeste
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