A few updates on what’s been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
FASHION TIPS FROM THE UFC
“I’m just a man. A man who secretly enjoys buying cleaning supplies. Well secretly before this tweet.” –Amir Sadollah
“I am auctioning off my UFC 52 official warm-ups on ebay. Collectors don’t miss out! http://tinyurl.com/4rcdavv“ –Randy Couture
“Which fighter has the best hair? Tell us, then see why @AskMen_Com calls @jonnybones a trendsetter http://bit.ly/e83nL8“ –UFC
“So all you have to do to secure a fight you haven’t earned is wear a silly hat, call yourself “cowboy” and talk trash? Seems strange.” –Mac Danzig, talks trash to try and get a fight against Donald Cerrone? He doesn’t have a fancy hat though.
RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FROM NAM PHAN
“A kid came up to me and said i had fat ears. I told him he was about to get a fat lip . LOL… Violence does not solve everything, but it sure makes me feel a whole lot better LOL :)” –Nam Phan
“However old you think an asian person is add ten years and that’s their real age.” –Nam Phan, I still can’t buy a beer there without getting asked for an ID…
“I only cut weight for 2 reasons: for fights and for dates !! :)” –Nam Phan
“Its ok my heart is very strong bc i exercise everyday, so feel free to break it as often as you like :)” –Nam Phan
“Two things:It’s easy to be patient when theres something worth waiting for, but it’s hard to play hard-to-get when you’re not wanted.” –Nam Phan
“you know if you appreciate what you have, the grass isn’t greener on the other side.” –Nam Phan
“When a guy talks about himself it’s called ” being conceited”. When a girl talks about herself it’s called ” having a conversation” LOL” –Nam Phan
“Relationships are more technical than JIU JITSU ! :)” –Nam Phan
“Apparently I remind my girlfriend of Dexter… Is that good or bad?” –Dan Hardy, let’s ask Nam Phan.
RANDOM TWIDBITS
“So how many followers am I supposed to have? I got made fun of today for only having 1300+ I thought that was pretty good! :)” –Herschel Walker
“I got it. I’m doing an extra push up and sit up for each new follower I get. That’s almost 500 extra pushups and situps today. Bring it! :)” –Herschel Walker, I can do the same thing! Cause I’m almost half his age, and I only get around 2-3 new followers per day.
“If anyone knows how to get away with eating copious amounts of sugar-filled foods and not get as fat as I am right now, please let me know..” –Mac Danzig, do as much push-ups as Herschel does.
“if the @Ufc finds out that my lats are actual wings like arc angel from x-men… Im fired!” –Phil Davis
“We bought the UFC 10 years ago today!” –Dana White, recently celebrated a decade of the Zuffa empire.
“Hey @dcbrocklesnar if you need an assistant coach I am here in vegas more then happy to help. Please retweet until brock gets” –Roy Nelson
“about andersons comments, its nice to hear nice things from the best in the world,and hopefully soon I will earn the honour of fighting him.” –Michael Bisping
“Surgery went well. Back at Joe Grasso’s lifting legs . Best place to train.” –Cain Velasquez
RASHAD IS DEFINITELY BEATING SHOGUN NOW
“Rua is no match 4 my secret workout!! Lol” –Rashad Evans
“Video. Rashad Evans Top Secret Workout” –Nate Marquardt, you can guarantee Shogun isn’t training as hard as this.
“Time 2 let the inner beast come out! Some days I wake up & I still can’t believe it’s my job 2 whoop another mans ass! Lol Life is amazing! Off 2 practice. Let’s start the week off right!” –Rashad Evans
ANDREI ARLOVSKI TRAINING WITH RASHAD EVANS AND JON JONES
“Andrei arlovski and I beat the crap out of each other tonight, good times” –Jon Jones, spot the heavyweight?
“New faces at camp. Andrei Arlovski came down to Jacksons 2 join the party we got going on down here! It’s alot of good work down here right now I love it!” –Rashad Evans, it wouldn’t feel like twitter if I rotated all the images right?
HORSES! HORSES! HORSES! HORSES! HORSES! DOG!
“Busy day in Louisville, good thing I found great transportation!” –Martin Kampmann
“Beautiful day to ride! Thirteen team-mates out at the ranch to ride!” –Cowboy Cerrone, Hey.. Danzig thinks you have a silly hat.
“Back to my roots in Oklahoma:) I missed these guys.” –Chandella Powell
“Giddyup cowgirl ;)” –Rachelle Leah
“This is what my bitch does for attention. Or maybe she just wanted to check her email…” –Tyson Griffin
TWICTURES
“At “All that Glitter” picking up my live a life worth living ring! Fucking bad ass!!” –Cowboy Cerrone
“Check out my painting! I’m not done yet I still have a lot of detail to work on but here is the start! Its jimi hendrix if u can’t tell! :-)” –Brittney Palmer, has talent.
“this is what just went down! :)” –Brittney Palmer
KIMBO SLICE: LIKES NAKED ASIANS AND FOOD… DISLIKES RODENTS
“Hello from Cali… http://plixi.com/p/69859776“ –Kimbo Slice, the pic is not safe for work, so just follow the link at your own risk.
“Cookin for the fam nice and early..” –Kimbo Slice, the toughest guy in the barbecue.
“This is me earlier tryin to solve our rodent problem” –Kimbo Slice
“And it worked” –Kimbo Slice
“If u don’t know that’s goro from mortal kombat..” –Kimbo Slice
NOW THAT’S JUST GROSS
“Prepare yourself peeps;)!…heres my hand 15 hours post opp!” –Dominick Cruz
LETS PUT SOME RING GIRL PICTURES TO HELP YOU GET OVER HOW NASTY THAT HAND IS…
“@brendareeselv and I! Last night was a blast! #loving life” –Brittney Palmer
“Surf bunnies…beginners luck? I think not! 🙂 so much fun.” –Arianny Celeste
“Happy Sunday!!” –Arianny Celeste, just made a bunch of dudes “happy”.
“Aloha! Bye bye Kauai! We had an amazing time. :* back to La! Snooze time! Thanku @kalapakijoes n @makeupbag!” –Arianny Celeste
Not a tweet, but Arianny has a new twitter userpic:
“Starting the night at PB Club in my leopard bunny suit;) one of my top 3 faves.” –Chandella Powell
“Twin Peaks in Tulsa. Now I know why this place is so popular. Love the outfits ladies! @twinpeak” – Chandella Powell
“Beautiful day for a long bike ride! 🙂 listenin to The XX” –Natasha Wicks
“Object of pic is hair… so look at the crimp!!! Mmmkaaayy ;)” –Natasha Wicks, if I tell you not to think about an Elephant, what will you think about?
“Say hello to my little Natasha!” –Natasha Wicks, whips out a longboard… and I thought she couldn’t get even more brownie points.
“RT @By_Chari: By Chari shoot with @LoStanton… More behind the scene’s from the By Char shoot this weekend w/ @LoStanton… Just laying in the grass.“ –Logan Stanton, I think I’m gonna faint as I type th
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