How’s Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the Last Week of May

A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twittersphere. SINCE TWITTER IS REALLY MEANT TO BE RANDOM "Trying to develop a…

By: Anton Tabuena | 14 years ago
How’s Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the Last Week of May
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A few updates on what’s been going on in the MMA Twittersphere.

SINCE TWITTER IS REALLY MEANT TO BE RANDOM

Trying to develop a new version of Twitter-Instead of 140, we’ll use 1 word. I want everyone that reads this tweet to tweet one word bck2me”  –Mayhem Miller

How does Ben feel bout a scalp match?”  –Dan Hornbuckle, has a challenge for his Bellator Welterweight Final opponent.

Best pick-up line I’ve ever heard: “the birds are jealous of your voice””  –Natasha Wicks, that worked? c’mon…

Filming season 3 of bully beatdown. Wow, this is going to be hilarious, as long as I’m not TOO censored.”  Mayhem Miller, did he invite the Diaz brothers to the show? cause that will be hilarious.

Iron Man 2 was great! If I had of seen that as a kid instead of Karate Kid, I’d for sure be a super hero today!” Mike Swick, good thing he wasn’t watching Barney as a kid.

“Yo. My dog Buddah died today at the vet’s. Coming out of the anesthesia, he had a weak pulse, then they said his heart stop beating. Now my ? is.. Is this normal? They said maybe he had a genetic thing, or bad heart (he runs 16 miles 3x a month, rope work, spring pole work and he swims everyday) I know it could be many things. Maybe I just want someone to blame. I’ll talk more about it 2mrw @ brandonvera.com G’night… He was getting neutered and 2 tooth extractions.”  –Brandon Vera

Useless Knowledge of the Day: 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321″ Mayhem Miller

Rampage or @SugaRashadEvans? Im going with Suga because his swag is tighter… Page wont pull this one off, he is going to be against the fence and on his back eating knuckle sandwiches all day… Im just sayin, layoffs are a bitch. Page’s shit talking is great & is an exciting fighter, but it is what it is.” Miguel Torres

This is the REAL Korean Zombie, Chan Sung Jung! 반갑습니다~~ㅎㅎㅎ” Chan Sung Jung

TWAINING

Moment of clarity. You can’t destroy what you can’t touch.”  Miguel Torres

Just knocked out 1/3 workouts for the day!! Shot out to my big Home gurl cyborg”  –Phil Davis… I pity that poor girl who’s moving up in weight to get terminated.

Holy f*ck! Asian gangs in New Jersey are using rubber guard to enforce neighborhood control!” Eddie Bravo

Team pic… look at @thedomin8r stuntin hard with the @wec belt”  Phil Davis, with Dominick Cruz’s bling

TWIDEOS

My fight video from BAMMA last Saturday! http://www.megavideo.com/?v=N0VQZ6CE” War Machine, to be fair, he looked pretty good.

After the fight I had an ingrown hair in my nose so I popped it. Then next thing I know I’m fucked! Swollen PAINFUL nose…RETARDED!”  War Machine

So this was my first fight as a Christian and I had planned on doing what I ALWAYS use to make fun of…thank God after the fight on the mic but in the excitement of things I forgot! Makes me feel bad. So I’m gonna thank him now for protecting me both physically and mentally while both preparing and fighting. I have some a lot of “natural” talent and I owe that much to him! Okay now I feel better! Except for my nose!=(” War Machine

New Video Posted: Hanging Out At Saddams Palace Baghdad, Iraq. Plus bonus Pigeon Porn footage! *Banned In Iraq*” Mike Swick

I uploaded a YouTube video — Bricks vs Vacuum… Jon Fitch bulldog engaged in an epic battle vs his sworn enemy, the vacuum.”  –Jon Fitch

TWICTURES

New blog with pics! Its been a while, goodnight all!! http://tinyurl.com/yghjr6g  –Arianny Celeste, has some pictures of her Maxim party.

Judging biki contest at Babes sports bar on Higley http://twitpic.com/1qhv4r….. And the winner is…….on the right ! http://twitpic.com/1qijw8” CB Dollaway, might not be safe for work, so just follow the link.

Hellboy arrived!looks tired.” Joachim Hansen, looks a lot healthier than his last fight.

Workin on gettin my ride pimped”  –Phil Davis

“Putting Clay Guida down for a nap. He’s had a long day.” Miguel Torres

Addicted” Logan Stanton… so am I. #BringLoganBack

Do the stanky face… Ok yahhhhh”  –Arianny Celeste

Sista love “on the beaches of hawaiiiiiiiiiyyyyyy” with @AriannyCeleste. Luuuuvvvvv”  –Arianny Celeste

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Anton Tabuena
Anton Tabuena

Anton Tabuena is the Managing Editor for Bloody Elbow. He’s been covering MMA and combat sports since 2009, and has also fought in MMA, Muay Thai and kickboxing.

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