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Logan Stanton, Natasha Wicks Deemed Unfit to Carry Numbered Signs Around Cage; Arianny Celeste Given Extension

Are you an attractive, female twenty-something with the physical ability to hoist a sign above your head while walking and looking for work with next to no responsibility?  Then you’re in luck.  From MMA Madness:

MMAMADNESS.com has learned that both Natasha Wicks and Logan Stanton have been cut from the UFC as ring girls. Stanton’s contract expired after UFC 107 and the UFC chose not to renew it. Wicks was cut before the expiration of her contract. Ring girl Arianny Celeste will remain on with the organization; as her contract has been recently renegotiated- explaining her absense from UFC 107.

Madness also reports that former Playmate Chandella Powell (potentially NSFW Google image search) is being considered as the new (and only) replacement.

I’m sad to see them go.  Unlike the plastic cyborg before them, both Stanton and Wicks looked like real women and had a Hannah Storm-esque radiance to them.  I’m not going to try and figure out why Zuffa feels they aren’t qualified to perform what amounts to menial and borderline degrading work.  Maybe Logan wanted to co-promote with Tampax or something.

Let’s remember our fallen angels with our favorite pics in the comments.