“We are in the business of promoting a sport; these fuckin’ idiots are putting on a freak show, and the scumbags at Showtime have no issue putting it on the air. Kimbo Slice is not a f—— fighter. He got famous by showing up at barbecues and picking fights, and he lost half the fights he picked. And Roy Nelson? He’s fatter than Rosie O’Donnell, how can you look like that and call yourself a professional fighter? I bet Roy Nelson was working the grill at the f—— barbecue Kimbo crashed.”
Dana White, in an alternate universe, if Pro Elite survived and promoted Kimbo Slice vs. Roy Nelson for their third show.
Disclaimer: This post is a parody. Dana White did not actually say this.