Jon “War Machine” Koppenhaver: Fighter, Sociologist, Alpha Male

The following is an excerpt from a blog post written by recently defeated UFC welterweight Jon "War Machine" Koppenhaver that details his vision for…

By: Luke Thomas | 15 years ago
Jon “War Machine” Koppenhaver: Fighter, Sociologist, Alpha Male
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The following is an excerpt from a blog post written by recently defeated UFC welterweight Jon “War Machine” Koppenhaver that details his vision for himself, his future and why faggots and stuff keep bothering him. Enjoy:

So I have pretty much decided that in the next couple of years I am gonna move somewhere LESS CIVILIZED. After all, civilization and LAWS are in place to protect the WEAK anyway. Me being the Alpha Male, Spartan, SAVAGE that I am…I see no need for this type of B.S.

I don’t go around looking for trouble and am in no way a bully. Actually if it were my way I would never have fights outside the ring, just train all day and fuck all night…lol
But when someone needs to be smashed or KILLED I would be more than happy to do it. Like for instance the other night…I was minding my business walking down the street and three drunk guys and two chicks walk by me and talk shit to me. Making fun of my haircut or some lame shit. Instinctively I want to smash their faces in, I mean that’s what they deserve and what nature calls for. But instead I have to let their gf’s make excuses for them so I do nothing and let these faggots feel tough for a night.

Why should I have to be less of a man to protect the rights and lives of lesser men?
Why if I smash all three of their faces do I get arrested and prosecuted and no one asks them WHY THE FUCK THEY WENT OUT OF THEIR WAY TO HARASS ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!?
As you all know I got in big trouble earlier this year for a similiar situation. Same type of thing. I was minding my business and some drunk dude talked shit and I terrorized him. Long story short and 20 grand later I ended up with probation and community service but was warned by the judge that a repeat would earn me prison time. So basically I am now walking on egg shells.

I wonder if those three drunk guys with their girlfriends the other night were Yoshiyuki Yoshida and his trainers.

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